Description:

Unfortunately I am being forced to sell “The Beast” and I am looking for a new owner who is willing to give as much love and care for him as I did. He is just over 10 years old, a 3 Series 316i, black, German, Sporty, doesn’t bite and very friendly. I have had “The Beast” for a year now and it’s been the best year of my life as he has been my sidekick AND wingman. He has drove me to my interview for my dream job of a maths teacher, drove me (without a problem) a few weeks ago to see my hero Eminem at Wembley and he even helped me get with the love of my life (as she fancied me for having such a nice car and wanted to get to know the guy who drove this car). He has helped me cover over 8,000 trouble free miles and has done well to pass his MOT test in March with only a rear coil needing replacing.

About the beast:

Name: The Beast
Ethnicity: German (Has a British passport due to being in the UK for 10 years)
Location: Huyton (The Crofters estate)
Age: 10 years 10 months
Physical Info: Length: 4471 mm / 176 in Width: 1739 mm / 68.5 in Height: 1415 mm / 55.7 in
Music: wide variety of music as has a 6 disc CD changer.
Smokes: None Smoker
Job: Chauffeur
Interests: Cars, Travelling, Long Drives,
Drinks: Petrol
Seeking: Someone to love me
About me: I am a 10 year old Black German BMW. I have cruise control and an ice cold air conditioning. I have power assisted steering and driver stability control to put the fun back into driving.


He is a dream to drive (test drive available) and it was love at first drive when I met him last year. It’s like Bobby Boliva says on Transformers a driver doesn't choose the car, it's the car that chooses its driver and he chose me. He can be as thirsty as you like obviously the faster you ride him but I like to get around 38mph on average and £10 of petrol gets me 50-65 miles depending what mood we’re in. It has the power of 116 mighty fine stallions pulling it with a max speed of 125mph!

As mentioned before MOT will be due March 2015 and Tax is due 31st August 2014. My renewal for The Beast is £850 for the year which I think is quite good considering I am 24, Male and live in two dogs fightin’ (Huyton - for those outside Liverpool). £2250 or nearest offer. Thanks for taking the time for reading my ad and feel free to contact me. Chris

Any questions about The Beast let me know on 07824641912